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I'm Perfect, You're Doomed I'm Perfect, You're Doomed: Tales from a Jehovah's Witness Upbringing Tales from a Jehovah's Witness UpbringingRaised as a Jehovah's Witness, Kyria Abrahams's childhood was haunted by the knowledge that her neighbors and schoolmates were doomed to die in an imminent fiery catastrophe; that Smurfs were evil; that just about anything you could buy at a yard sale was infested by demons; and that Ouija boards even if they were manufactured by Parker Brothers were portals to hell. . When Kyria turned eighteen, she found herself married to a man she didn't love,
Raised as a Jehovah's Witness, Kyria Abrahams's childhood was haunted by the knowledge that her neighbors and schoolmates were doomed to die in an imminent fiery catastrophe; that Smurfs were evil; that just about anything you could buy at a yard sale was infested by demons; and that Ouija boards--even if they were manufactured by Parker Brothers--were portals to hell. . When Kyria turned eighteen, she found herself married to a man she didn't love, with adultery her only way out. "Disfellowshipped" and exiled from the only world she'd ever known, Kyria realized that the only people who could save her were the very sinners she had prayed would be smitten by God's wrath. Written with scorching wit and deep compassion, I'm Perfect, You're Doomed manages to be hilarious about the ironic absurdity of growing up believing that nothing matters because everything's about to be destroyed..Binding Type: Paperback
Publisher: Touchstone Books
Published: 12/01/2010
ISBN: 9781416556862
Pages: 352
Weight: 1.14lbs
Size: 9.00h x 6.00w x 0.79d
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Durable, Great Value Dog Bone!
We’ve ordered several of these that have lasted for months, and my dogs are still working on them. Months. That alone feels like a small miracle. Normally, chews last about 10 minutes. Not this one. This thing is built like it trained for battle. It keeps them busy, satisfied, and focused on something that is actually meant to be chewed.
And the best part? It’s way more affordable in the long run. Instead of constantly buying new toys, chews, or replacing destroyed shoes, this one just keeps going. Definitely worth every penny and then some.
If you have determined chewers, this is the chew/bone you’ve been looking for.
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Reviewed in the United States on February 18, 2026
★★★★★ 5
Dog loves this
My dog absolutely loves the shape of these and will play with it for hours. The material is pretty durable too, though he is a big lab so over time chewed away the top nubs. Eventually tossed it at that point, but got great use out of it before. No bad smell and my pet really enjoys playing with it. It’s not too big either and is really easy to take with you on trips, etc. have bought multiple!
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Reviewed in the United States on April 17, 2026
★★★★★ 4
Dog liked it, chewing cat did not
My dog liked it, but I actually got it for my cat that insists on chewing on everything. However, he refused to chew on this toy. He sniffed it once and walked away. So, for dogs I guess it's a decent chewy...
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Reviewed in the United States on February 24, 2026
★★★★★ 5
My dachshund loves this bone
My dog absolutely loved this bone!! He has other bones but always resorts back to this one. It’s easy for him to hold and enjoy at the same time. It is very durable.
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Reviewed in the United States on June 7, 2026
★★★★★ 5
Dogs give the Y a 10 out of 10!
It seems like all dogs love these Y bones. It is not messy and its a dog favorite. Paid for many Y bones in the store but it is a little more going to a pet store. So tried online. Didn't disappoint! Cant have enough in my pantry. 😀
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Reviewed in the United States on May 21, 2026