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Literally GenesisHARDBACK VERSION Why is the Lord obsessed with cows? Do Buffalo have wings? How strong was the herb that was good? You might not find the answers to these questions, but you will find answers to many others, including just what Abraham was prepared to do for his country, in an adaptation of Genesis like no other. Literally Genesis is a humorous adaptation of the Book of Genesis as found in the King James Version of the Bible, leaving in the original
HARDBACK VERSION
Why is the Lord obsessed with cows?
Do Buffalo have wings?
How strong was the herb that was good?
You might not find the answers to these questions, but you will find answers to many others, including just what Abraham was prepared to do for his country, in an adaptation of Genesis like no other.
Literally Genesis is a humorous adaptation of the Book of Genesis as found in the King James Version of the Bible, leaving in the original text, yet embellishing it with more popular modern day narratives and characters. ItÕs blasphemous, sacrilegious, irreligious, irreverent, and occasionally profane. You might be outraged and even insulted and you might even want to burn something down.
This version of Genesis is most definitely not for children, but then again, if you took the time to read it you would find that the original isn't either.
This is the Book of Genesis as it was never intended to be interpreted, yet strangely enough, it's no less ridiculous than any other.
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