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King Cock Strap-On Harness w/ 8" Cock

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King Cock Strap-On Harness w/ 8" CockWhen you want your first strap on to look and feel just like the real thing, the King Cock Strap On Harness is just what youve been looking for! Every vein, every shaft, and every head is carefully handcrafted with exquisite detail to give you the most realistic experience ever imagined. The wide suction cup base fits snug into the harness for a secure fit and can even be used without the harnessstick it to any smooth, flat surface for wallbanging

When you want your first strap-on to look and feel just like the real thing, the King Cock Strap-On Harness is just what you’ve been looking for! Every vein, every shaft, and every head is carefully handcrafted with exquisite detail to give you the most realistic experience ever imagined. The wide suction-cup base fits snug into the harness for a secure fit and can even be used without the harness–stick it to any smooth, flat surface for wallbanging fun. Made in Pipedream’s state-of-the-art rubber manufacturing facility, every King Cock is phthalate-free, latex-free, body-safe, and hypoallergenic. The heavy-duty vinyl harness keeps everything in place even when the action heats up. The form-fitting design hugs your body’s contours and gets even softer and more fitting with each use. With a completely adjustable thong strap and waist straps, it comfortably fits waists up to 52". The metal belt buckles ensure that it won’t come loose during the fun, while the Velcro straps hold the O-ring securely in place. Gently spot clean with toy cleaner and warm water and lay flat to dry.

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Charlottesville, US
★★★★★ 5
Great book!
Format: Hardcover
My kids love this book. It's not a super long book but long enough to give a fun storyline. Puts a fun spin on cupid.
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Reviewed in the United States on February 24, 2026
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Leigha
Omaha, US
★★★★★ 5
Need this for your library
Format: Hardcover
Funny book. My class loves it.
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Reviewed in the United States on January 29, 2026
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Michael Mateja
Louisville, US
★★★★★ 5
Kids love the newest “Worst” tale-
Format: Hardcover
Kids will love this next book in The Worst series. Awesome, fun, colorful illustrations in this tale with Gilbert the Goblin trying to escape cupids and valentines. Instead of candy for Valentine’s Day give the gift of this book. My students love when Alex Willan has a new book out and are loving this one.
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Reviewed in the United States on January 17, 2026
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Heidi Grange
Houston, US
★★★★★ 4
Plenty of fun for Gilbert fans!
Format: Hardcover
As in previous books in the series, Gilbert the Goblin complains about the problems he sees with Valentine's Day, what he calls 'mushy malarkey'. Young readers who don't care for the holiday will find much to relate to in the book. Although, Gilbert's complaints seem a tad trifling. Coconut chocolates are 'Blech'. He seems to have a special issue with the cupid's 'perfect', 'beautiful', and 'luxurious' hair. When Gilbert faces off with a group of cupids, he just barely manages to escape their love arrows, or so he thinks until he backs into a cactus in his own yard and believes he has been pricked by one such love arrow. He then becomes a goblin full of love. He loves his spells, his potions, even himself, but not coconut chocolates. He even welcomes his friends over to celebrate before bidding his pet sock slugs a fond goodnight. Good thing the love spell wears off. This funny book follows the pattern of the previous five books, but the addition of adorable cupids as well as Gilbert's beloved cactuses and pet sock slugs provides plenty of freshness as Gilbert once again (reluctantly) joins in the festivities. Plenty of fun for young fans of the series.
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Reviewed in the United States on February 10, 2026
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Carnegie, US
★★★★★ 5
LOVE this book! ❤️
Format: Hardcover
I am a kindergarten teacher and my students LOVE this series! Valentines are the Worst is a new favorite! The illustrations are amazing as always and the story is funny and sweet, perfect for Valentine's Day!
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Reviewed in the United States on January 17, 2026

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