Piper, Nooo! (Shorts)

Piper, Nooo! (Shorts)Suns out, thighs out. Serving body and attitude, these sporty mesh shorts are your go to for beach hangs, gym thirst traps, or just strutting through life like the main character. Made from a lightweight Birdseye Pique Polyester Mesh, they catch the light with a subtle sheen and breathe like a dreameven when things heat up. The fabrics slightly sheer, mesh like texture leaves little to the imagination (in the best way possible), and the inseam ranges

Sun’s out, thighs out.

Serving body and attitude, these sporty mesh shorts are your go-to for beach hangs, gym thirst traps, or just strutting through life like the main character. Made from a lightweight Birdseye Pique Polyester Mesh, they catch the light with a subtle sheen and breathe like a dream—even when things heat up.

The fabric’s slightly sheer, mesh-like texture leaves little to the imagination (in the best way possible), and the inseam ranges from a sassy 4.9 inches (XS) to a still-leggy 8.2 inches (4XL). Whether you're voguing by the pool or volleying on the court, these shorts bring the drama and the ventilation.

• Regular fit with elastic waistband
• Lightweight Birdseye Pique Mesh (100% polyester)
• Slight stretch through the weft; relaxed drape
• Fabric weight: 145g/m²
• Stitch color matched automatically (black or white)
• Machine wash cold; tumble dry low; do not bleach, iron, or dry clean
• Made to order with no minimums

Note: These shorts are semi-sheer. Wear with pride—or don’t. We’re not judging.

Print placement and colors may vary slightly—because perfection should still have personality.