The Bad Advice of Grandma Hasenfuss

The Bad Advice of Grandma HasenfussDanny Hasenfuss needs some good advice. A gang of kids at school are bullying him. Grandma Hasenfuss has plenty of ideas, but somehow everything Danny tries just seems to make things crazier. You'll hear all about it as you read Danny and his Grandma's e mail messages to each other. How many black eyes can there be at one school? Why does the lunch lady keeps flinging utensils? Whats so scary about Twinkle twinkle little star? What should you do when

Danny Hasenfuss needs some good advice. A gang of kids at school are bullying him. Grandma Hasenfuss has plenty of ideas, but somehow everything Danny tries just seems to make things crazier. You'll hear all about it as you read Danny and his Grandma's e-mail messages to each other. How many black eyes can there be at one school? Why does the lunch lady keeps flinging utensils? WhatÕs so scary about ÒTwinkle twinkle little star?Ó What should you do when youÕre stuck in a basketball hoop ten feet off the ground? But then, what kind of advice do you think youÕre going to get from a Grandma who swats lightning with a pillow, plays jazz trombone, rappels from the fire escape with her bathrobe tie, and crochets a bear trap? ItÕs going to be a crazy month at Edgar Middle School. And beware: this book contains exciting vocabulary up to and including "floccinaucinihilipilification!"